🏰 Welcome to KittenClaim! 🐾
You awaken…
In a majestic Kitten Castle, surrounded by piles of sparkly loot, mysterious chests, and—yes—an oddly judgmental cat staring deep into your soul. You've just been sPawned into the most paws-itively wild Minecraft survival experience ever created: KittenClaim.
🐱 What's This All About?
KittenClaim is a cozy chaos survival server that stays true to the vanilla Minecraft experience, with a few hand-picked features to keep things fair, fun, and just the right amount of ridiculous. We believe in epic adventures, fair gameplay, and respect for your cat-themed digital neighbors.
Whether you're a lone wolf (err... cat) or a community cuddler, you'll find your place here—be it in a towering penthouse, a stylish apartment, or a free starter house in our welcoming town. Yes, free, for a whole week. Because we're nice like that.
🐾 Features That'll Make You Purr
- 🛡 Land Claims & Grief Prevention - Your builds are safe! Even if you build a 40-block cat statue. Especially if you build a 40-block cat statue.
- 🏠 Apartments, Mansions & Penthouses - Real estate, but fluffier.
- 🎟 Title System - Want to be known as “Tabby Overlord” or “Siamese Slayer”? Titles are available for purchase!
- ⚔️ PvP Arenas & Minigames - From Labyrinth PvE to Dungeon Escapes and a claws-out Battle Royale, your inner warrior kitty will be satisfied.
- 🌍 Balanced Survival - As close to vanilla as it gets—no overpowered nonsense, just good old-fashioned mining, building, and adventuring.
🚫 The Rules (AKA: Don't End Up in the Litter Box of Shame)
We keep it simple:
- 1. No Griefing - Seriously, don't be that cat. Respect others' builds and land claims.
- 2. No Cheating - This is a survival server, not a catnip-fueled
- 3. No Spamming - Keep the chat clean and friendly. We love a good cat pun, but not every 5 seconds.
Break the rules, and you'll be escorted—gently but firmly—to the Litter Box of Shame™. That's our way of saying "prison or ban," but, you know, with more flair.
🎉 Join the Meowvement
KittenClaim isn't just a server—it's a community of chaotic cuties, brave builders, and meme-loving misfits. Whether you're a casual crafter or a hardcore adventurer, there's a spot for you in the kingdom.
So sharpen your claws, claim your land, and get ready for an adventure filled with treasure, danger, and possibly an unhealthy number of cat puns.
Because at KittenClaim… the only thing more valuable than diamonds is your dignity.